33 Dungeons & Dragons Memes for Adventurous Souls Who Seek Laughter

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    player: is the room empty? DM: It seems to be empty I find that answer vague and unconvincing
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    The Fighter: "Where does your magic come from?" The Bard: "The power of music." The Cleric: "Faith in a higher power." The Sorcerer: "My ancestral bloodline." The Wizard: WAN IT'S ALL THANKS TO THE BOOKS AT MY LOCAL LIBARY made with mematic
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    Severed Sons A D&D Podcast SEVERED sons @SeveredSonsDnD Terrible news, my girlfriend just left me because she claims all I do is think about d&d It's a shame, we were together for almost 100 sessions
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    Bard: "I cast Vicious Mockery on the Beholder." DM: "Okay, what do you say?" Bard: "You look like a 1st Edition Beholder." The Beholder: "Okay, that's just mean now".
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    Fictional races be like : Male Female
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    That one player who keeps playing the same exact character no matter what style campaign you are in... @castdiepodcast
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    Climb the mountain to fight the beast stealing sheep DNDeritpos The same red dragon Exploring the cave to find the legendary magic sword
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    Oregon Rolled A 20 (1... 11m: what food does your character hate most? 8 272 9 HDW Dunn @Hotd... 9m⠀ My character doesn't eat meat. It's not that he loves animals, it's that he absolutely reviles plants. And so, he's focused on their destruction to such a point that he's a vegetarian.
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    Kichard • 2h 5 6 Awards Have you considered joining a cult? + Reply XxXxReeeeeeeeeeexXxX • 1h 1 Award 3.1k Joining a DnD group is basically joining a cult without all the sacrificing animals ← 905 GeneralRane • 1h 1 Award without all the sacrificing animals Your DM sounds atypically boring. 655
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    When people ask if D&D is a sex thing Please understand the horny bard does not represent us.
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    BorksMemes - Mini-Holder Maker @BorksMemes Dungeon master culture is spending eight hours planning a game just to turn around and derail the campaign because you wanna make a dad joke at the end of a dungeon. 9:15 AM - 04 Apr 21 Twitter for Android ill View Tweet activity 27
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    Telfen @TelfenMTG When the DM has given out a few too many cursed items NPC: Here's the bowl of chowder you ordered! Wizard: I'd like to roll insight on the chowder DM: ...You successfully deduce that it is chowder Wizard: I CAST DETECT MAGIC DM: It's chowder...
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    Justice Arman @justicearman My first DM didn't have any minis, so he would use gummies or other snacks. We liked this bc whoever killed the foe got to eat it. It was very primal. The height of drama was a boss fight in which he placed a HUGE DONUT on the battlemap in front of five hungry college kids. #dnd 12:15 PM - 29 Mar 21 ⚫ Twitter for Android
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    Me teaching DMs how to run D&D The D&D campaign I'm running
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    DM: I'd been 3D printing rocks and boulders for this encounter for like 11 hours! Player: You could have just picked up some pebbles from the yard DM:
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    THE BBEG WHEN imgflip.com THE MONK HAS ALL THEIR KI POINTS
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    GREETINGS. IT'S A [Dice rolling sounds] PLEASURE TO MEET YOU
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    765 English 11 Make Up Work Agenda Ac Munday Turday Wedne The DM vibing to the battle music The party dying in the fight Friday
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    WHEN THE PLAYERS COME UP WITH A "HILARIOUS" IDEA BUT DON'T THINK ABOUT THE CONSEQUENCES imgp.co
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    When you drop your dice under the table at game night u/IronSeraph
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    You don't need to be a wizard To cast fireball
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    I'd like a fun DnD character please. Very good, sir. One human fighter. No, a FUN DnD character. That's what I said. Human fighter.
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    Design a character with a dark past. Session 1, my character doesn't trust the party, and refuses to talk to them about their past. Session 40, my character still doesn't trust the party, and refuses to talk to them about their past. End of campaign, Why didn't anyone ask me about my past? imgflip.com
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    imgp.com The wizard on their turn in initiative flipping through the PHB trying to figure out what their spells do The fighter up next waiting to swing a sword four times
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    imgflip.com THE DM GIVING OUT MAGIC ITEMS THEY'RE CURSED
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    When the "easy" encounter just downed the Barbarian after 2 back to back crits. GM: 500 Keep calm, it's only a spike. It'll soon stabilise!
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    When the party is TPKed, but you're alive because you ran. Everyone is stupid except me
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    DONT BE AFRAID TO LET YOUR PLAYERS DIE IF THEY MAKE STUPID DECISIONS YOU MEAN PLAYER CHARACTERS, RIGHT?
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    Me All other forms of gaming Tabletop RPGS
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    Nobody: Me: If Wood Elves like the forest, then what do High Elves like
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    NPC: "If the dark ones sacrifice the princess to their lord, his return will mean the end of this land!" The Party: "Meh." NPC PCs PCs She's rich. NPC Rich?
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    When the DM starts handing out loot. and he has a character DMs character DM
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    Therapist: The Baristro isn't real, It can't hurt you Baristro: ECM

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